Obama's Retarded...

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Barack Obama is at it again. The other day he went on Jay Leno. Jay Leno! Are you freaking kidding me?! The President of the United States went on Jay Leno. They're sitting on the freaking couch, talking about Barack Oabmas' bowling prowess. Barack Obama says how he bowled a 126. Jay Leno laughed. Barack Obama laughed. Then Barack Obama proceeds to say how, that was like a Special Olympics score. Are you freaking kidding me? Is this guy out of hie freaking mind?! This is why the President of the United States should not be on a late night talk show. Barack Obama can't even order breakfast without using a teleprompter and he decides to go on Jay Leno and start winging it? Start throwing out one liners? Could you imagine if George Bush went on Jay Leno and said he bowls like someone from the Special Olympics? The mainstream media would have had him hanging from a cross the next freaking day in the paper. But, not Barack Obama.

Then they have Barack Obama on t.v. picking NCAA basketball teams. They've got him standing there in front of a 6 foot by 6 foot freaking board with a giant magic marker in his hand telling us who he thinks is gonna win the NCAA College Basketball Tournament.

Would somebody slap this guy in the back of the head and tell him that he's the President of the United States. That's not a 5 day 40 hour a week job. That's 7 days a week, 24 hours a day, he has to act like the freaking president. We're in danger of going to war with freaking Russia, China, North Korea, Iran; the economy is in the crapper and this guy is freaking telling us who he thinks is going to win a basketball game?!

You know NOBODY asked him to be president! NOBODY walked into his freaking room, grabbed him by the ears and dragged him out into the freaking hallway and said, "You have to run for president!" He begged to be president! He said he was going to bring about "change"! So far he's done NOTHING!!

The only thing we know conclusively about Barack Obama after 3 freaking months is that he bowls like a freaking retard and he thinks the University of North Carolina is going to put more balls in a basketball hoop than the University of Duke! Would you people WAKE UP! Would you WAKE UP!! If you voted for Barack Obama. You've been punked stupid! You've been punked!!

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It's not AIG. It's the GOV...

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AIG! AIG! Everybody's going nuts. I can't believe they're getting bonuses! I can't believe they're getting bonuses! Would you people wake up! AIG is a freaking smoke screen to take your attention away from the real criminals in this country... The freaking government! The government is to blame for this problem. The government sits up on capitol hill vilifying wall street like they;re the problem. the government has been in bed with wall street from day one in this freaking economic disaster.

You know what one sure fire way from keeping AIG executives from getting bonuses was? NOT giving them a bailout to begin with. The American people knew this. the average citizen knew this. We said no bailouts for anyone, on day freaking one. Did the government listen? No! Bush,Bernanke, Paulson, Obama they're all to blame. They were handing out money like it was going out of style and not paying attention to where it was going. This is like giving a kid a hundred dollars to buy school clothes and then being mad when he comes home with video games and jelly beans. Are you kidding me?!

Then Senator Chris Dodd, Democrat from Connecticut comes out the other day and says, before the last stimulus bill was signed, he put in an amendment, Basically making it possible for the AIG executives to gets their bonuses. he basically wrote on top of the last stimulus bill, that no matter what happens the executives at AIG have to get their bonuses. You know who signed that stimulus bill? Barack Obama! Then he has the audacity to come out on t.v. the other day and be outraged. "I can't believe these people are getting bonuses... You signed a piece of paper making it possible for these people to get bonuses YOU SCHMUCK!!

Would you people WAKE UP! The government is playing a game with you and no matter what freaking number they roll, YOU FREAKING LOSE!!! You're worried about AIG. I'd be more worried about the GOV than AIG!! Would you wake up! The only way we're going to stop this is to all grab a freaking musket and charge the freaking White House! We're finished people! We're freaking finished!!

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Nancy Pelosi is a LIAR and a THEIF...

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Nancy Pelosi! Nancy Pelosi! This piece of trash is in the news again. Supposedly, some watchdog group intercepted emails from Nancy Pelosi asking for military planes to fly her and her family back and forth across the country every freaking weekend. Sometimes she would reserve these planes, get them all fueled up and not even use them. Costing the taxpayers tens of thousands of dollars.

But, of course, Nancy Pelosi has an excuse. It wasn't her fault. It was her assistant. It was her secretary who was ordering all of these planes. Are you freaking kidding me?! I'm sick of these politicians always blaming somebody else for their freaking mistakes.

It was Nancy Pelosi's fault. Know how I know? Cause the liberal mainstream media came out with excuses for her before Nancy Pelosi could even open her mouth. They said she needed the plane because if Barack Obama died and Joe Biden died. Nancy Pelosi would become President. Are you freaking kidding me? If Barack Obama died. And if Joe Biden died. This is like Bill O'Reilly walking around wearing a Knicks uniform 24 hours a day, because one day he might play in the NBA. Are you kidding me? It's NOT gonna happen. Another thing they said was, she needed a bigger plane. The previous speaker of the house had a 12 seat plane. She needed a 60 seat plane. You wanna know why? She needed to be able to fly from washington DC to San Francisco without refueling. Why?Security reasons. Security reasons? Are you freaking kidding me? Carrot Top has bigger security concerns than freaking Nancy Pelosi. Nancy Pelosi's security force should consist of a heart surgeon and a bottle of Metamucil. The only thing this woman is going to die of is OLD AGE. Probably 6 months from freaking now.

Aren't you freaking sick of these people?! Aren't you sick of these freaking politicians acting like they're freaking royalty?! Let me tell you something, this ain't the sixteen hundreds. We don't have kings and queens in this freaking country. The only QUEEN I know of in the freaking congress today is Barney Frank. And if he wants to fly across country, he can use JetBlue like the rest of us and pay for it him freaking self! Are you kidding me!

Nancy Pelosi wants a military plane? The only people who should be flying in military planes are the freaking military!! Period!!!

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the Government Housing Scam...

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The mortgage "crisis". The housing "crisis". First of all, it's NOT a crisis. it's a scam! By the liberal mainstream media and the government in order to try and get responsible people, to pay, for irresponsible peoples mistakes.

I'm going to solve the problem for you right now. Okay? They keep saying how the freaking prices of houses are going down. The prices of house are going down! The prices of houses are going down! We have to bailout the freaking mortgage industry. The prices of houses are NOT going down! If you have a house that is worth 200,000 dollars. it was ALWAYS worth 200,000 dollars. You thought it was worth 400,000 dollars over the last couple of years. Why? Because the government artificially inflated the housing market. They went to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and other mortgage companies and FORCED them to give loans and mortgages to people who couldn't afford to pay them back. People who never should have had them to begin with.

So now you have all these people in the freaking housing market that never should have been there. In turn, builders started building more houses to accommodate these people. it was an illusion! It was a facade! The buyers didn't exist and the houses didn't need to be built!

Let's say this. Let's say you sell oranges. You stand on the corner and sell oranges for a dollar an orange. Then, all of a sudden, the government comes in and they starts giving people money to buy oranges. You have all these people. With all this money and all they can spend it on is oranges. The price of oranges are going to go through the roof. People are going to be spending 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 dollars for a freaking orange! Then all of a sudden the government comes out and says, listen, we can't give you any more money to buy oranges. The price of oranges is going to drop dramatically. Probably down to a dollar an orange. Is the media going to come on t.v. and say, oh my god! We have a crisis in the orange industry! We have to bailout the orange industry. No!! Oranges are still going to be worth a dollar. Like they should have been all along if the government didn't come in and artificially inflate the market.

So here's the solution... Here's the solution to the mortgage "crisis"...

First of all, if you own a house and you can't pay the mortgage. You have to leave the house. You have to go out and rent, like you should have been doing from the freaking beginning! If you're a builder and you built all of these houses in anticipation of all these people buying them and now you're screwed cause they're not. TOUGH! You're out of luck. You took a chance and you lost. If you're a bank and you lent money to somebody and now they can't pay back they're freaking mortgage. You have to foreclose on the house. You have to resell it, at fair market value. You know who wins under my plan? YOU DO!! The responsible citizen. The person who lived within his means. The person who put a couple of dollars away each week. Now, you can take your savings. Go into the housing market and get a house at a reasonable price!

Would you people WAKE UP! The solution is simple. It's staring you in the freaking face! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!!

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Barack Obama Bumper Stickers...

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Listen! Listen! Can you hear it? it's the sound of Barack Obama bumper stickers being torn off of cars all over this freaking country.

Are you kidding me?! This guy is a disaster. Change? Change? Nobody knew what change was then. And Nobody knows what change is now. But, nobody voted for "change". They voted for Barack Obama. They voted for this mythical creature that was created by the liberal mainstream media. By the propaganda machine that runs this country. If people really voted for "change" they would have been just as excited if Hillary Clinton or if Joe Biden were running for President.

Are you telling me that if Joe Biden would have been running against John McCain for president, people would have been just as enthusiastic? People who never voted before. People who never cared about politics. Would have come out of their houses in droves to vote for Joe Biden? No! They voted for Barack Obama. Not "change". And they're finally starting to realize, Barack Obama is an empty suit. Barack Obama is the worst reality show ever created in this country. And the biggest problem with the Barack Obama reality show is, we can't cancel it, for at least four years!

We have to watch this thing, day after day. Night after night. Week after week. Month after month. Year after year...

Episode #1 -- On the Road to Socialism.
Episode #2 -- 9 Trillion dollars of taxpayers money spent on nonsense.
Episode #3 -- Let's take money from the responsible people and give it to the irresponsible people.
Episode #4 -- Barack goes to Iran. Tells them to get rid of their nuclear weapons, they spit in his face.
Episode #5 -- Barack Obama asks Russia for help.

Russia? Are you freaking kidding me?! Barack Obama goes to Russia and asks them for help with Iran.
'If you help us with Iran, we'll get rid of our missiles in Poland." Are you freaking kidding me?! We're the UNITED STATES of AMERICA. We're the strongest country in the freaking world and you're asking freaking Russia for help?!! Are you kidding me?

When are you people who voted for this freaking guy gonna finally stand up and admit you made a HUGE mistake? And if your a freaking kid and your parents are still riding around with a Barack Obama bumper sticker on their freaking car. I'd be embarrassed! I'd WALK everywhere I had to go. The only thing Barack Obama and his supporters are going to accomplish is to get rid of childhood obesity at this freaking rate.

Would you people wake up! Land of the free? Home of the brave? We used to be the land of the free. We used to be the home of the brave. Now we're the land of the stupid. Home of the freaking SCREWED!

Change?! Change?! I keep hearing about it. When is it coming?! When is the "Anointed One" gonna wave his magic wand and bring all this freaking change? Cause so far I've seen NOTHING! Absolutely freaking NOTHING!!

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Britney Spears is Going on Tour... Who Freaking Cares?!!!

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Britney Spears.

I'm listening to the radio before and that half a fag, Ryan Seacrest comes on. He starts telling me how Britney Spears is going on tour.

Everybody is worried if she is gonna make it. Is she gonna hold up during the tour?

She's going on tour for 45 days. She is going to take every other day off. She is gonna sing 20 songs a night. And we're worried if she is gonna hold up?!

The average person works 5 days a week. 8 hours a day. 40 hours a freaking week. Nobody's concerned about them! Does somebody follow the freaking mailman down the street cheering him on? Come on Billy! You can do it, one more letter! Just one more letter! Is anyone concerned about the freaking fireman walking into a burning building? Does anyone go in after him, to make sure he's safe? How bout the nurse, who's working a 16 hour shift, because her replacement called in sick? Nobody gives a damn about her. Why? Because we're all worried about Britney Spears.

Let me tell you something about Britney Spears. She doesn't belong on stage. She belongs in a freaking mental institution! The girl is out of her freaking mind!! And if you bought a ticket, to the Britney Spears show, you belong in a metal institution right next to her! Are you kidding me?!

This girl is a piece of trash! She should be laying in a city dump next to a half eaten tuna fish sandwich. She's garbage! She's a piece of freaking garbage!! if the record companies didn't think they could make another couple of dollars off of this girl. She'd be living in a slum in Louisiana, eating dirt off of the freaking floor and talking to herself!

The best thing that could happen! The best thing that could happen! is that, at Britney Spears first show, Chris Brown shows up and beats the hell out of her! This way we don't have to hear about this for another month and a half!

Britney Spears is going on tour? Britney Spears is going on tour?! Who freaking cares?! Who freaking cares?!!

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