the Government Scammed Us Again...

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You're all a bunch of morons! We're all a bunch of freaking morons! The freaking government has coned us. They freaking coned us!

For 50 years the government has run around saying, buy! buy! buy! spend! spend! spend! Buy! Buy! Buy! Spend! Spend! Spend!

If you want something and you can't afford it. Don't worry about it. Go get a credit card. Go get a mortgage. Go get a car loan. If you want 10 kids. But, you can only afford 2 kids. Have the 10 kids, the government will take care of it.

Now the chickens have come home to roost. It's time for the government to take care of it. How are they going to take care of it? I'll tell you how. From YOU! The responsible person. The person who has worked all his freaking life. The person who has taken a couple of dollars out of his check every freaking week and put it in the bank for a 'rainy day". I don't know if you heard. It's pouring outside! But, when you go to get YOUR money. It's not going to be there. Why? Because the government has already taken it and given it to your neighbor to buy a freaking umbrella.

But your okay with it. Why? Because the government comes on t.v. everyday and says, if we don't do this. If we don't pay off the debt of the irresponsible person, the economy is going to collapse. The country is going to collapse. And you're a responsible person. You don't want the economy to collapse. You don't want the country to collapse. So you go along with this and pretty soon, Barack Obama is going to pay off the debt of all the irresponsible people. He's going to come out on t.v. He's gonna cinch up his tie and he's gonna say, "America! We've gotten through the economic crisis. Everybody can go back to work now." And you. The responsible guy. You're gonna pick up your freaking lunch bucket and you're gonna go back to work. And you're gonna work! work! work! and you're gonna, save! save! save! and you're gonna work! work! work! and you're gonna save! save! save!

And the irresponsible person. The person who didn't learn a lesson from all of this. he's gonna go out and he's gonna spend! spend! spend! buy! buy! buy! spend! spend! spend! buy! buy! buy! make baby! baby! baby! make baby! baby! baby! and in 50 years we're gonna be back in the same mess.

So what's the lesson? What's the lesson of "CHANGE"? What's the lesson of Barack Obama? I'll tell you what the lesson is... BE A DEGENERATE!! Why should you go to work everyday? Why should you save your money? Why should you sit in the freaking corner like a wallflower while everyone else is out there freaking partying? and when the party's over... Why should YOU pay the freaking bill?!

YOU shouldn't!!

Would you people get it. This economy is gonna collapse. it's either gonna collapse now. Or it's gonna collapse in 50 years and your kids are going to have to deal with it. I don't even have kids and I'd rather it collapse NOW!!! Would you wake up! You've been had! You've been had!!

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New York Post Cartoon...

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The New York Post! I'm sick of hearing about the New York Post. Last week they published a freaking cartoon with two cops shooting a freaking monkey. Underneath the cartoon the caption read... Now you're going to have to find someone else to write your next stimulus bill.

Are you freaking kidding me?!

Are you telling me know one at the New York Post saw this and said, maybe they're going to think we're talking about Barack Obama? Of course they did! They didn't care! They wanted a controversy. And they got it. Al Sharpton and the NAACP were stupid enough to fall right into their trap.

Al Sharpton started screaming about it. What did he accomplish? I'll tell you what he accomplished. Before he started screaming, maybe ten or twenty thousand people saw this freaking cartoon. After he started screaming... MILLIONS of people, all over the freaking world, saw this freaking cartoon.

You think people are gonna stop buying the Post now, because Al Sharpton's crying? No! I guarantee you, more people are going to buy the Post. I'm buying two freaking copies a day! This was the greatest freaking marketing scheme since Paris Hilton put Rick Solomon's balls in her mouth on a freaking sex tape.

Are you freaking kidding me?!!

Al, did you freaking notice, we have a President who's half black? The Governor of freaking New York is half black and blind. The freaking Governor of Louisiana is from India and the Governor of Alaska is a woman. And you're going to play the freaking race card? That ship has sailed my friend!

Nobody takes Al Sharpton seriously. The guys a clown! Do you realize, we had the first African American run for President this year. Was Al Sharpton anywhere to be seen? Was he campaigning with Barack Obama? Was he up on the freaking pulpit with Barack Obama? No! This guy was a freaking ghost. They told him to disappear. I think they locked him in a freaking closet. The only mistake they made is after the election, they let him out!

If anybody knows Al Sharpton, give him a message from me. This is America Al! The last I checked, we have freedom of speech. We have freedom of the press. If the New York Post wants to publish a cartoon with two cops shooting a freaking monkey and compare it to Barack Obama. They have a right to do it.

If you don't want to see it. Don't buy the Post, YOU FREAK!!!

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Illegal Immigrants sue American Citizen and Win...

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You're gonna love this story. A rancher in Arizona has a problem with illegal immigration.

What's his problem?

He lives in an area that state and federal authorities like to refer to as an "avenue of choice". What's an avenue of choice? This a place where illegal immigrants like to come over the border. So for years, illegal immigrants have been coming over the border. Trapsing through this guys property. Leaving behind water bottles, clothing, toilet paper, fesces. His animals have been eating this stuff, getting sick and dying.

Finally he got so tired, he put up security cameras. He winds up catching 24 illegal immigrants trespassing on his property. He went out with a gun and his dog. And he held them there till the cops came. The cops came and took them away. Whenever they got done doing whatever it was they did with the freaking cops. They turn around and they sue the guy.

Are you freaking kidding me?!!

Here's the capper to the story... THEY WIN. This guy has to pay them 73 thopusand dollars, for holding them against their will.

Are you freaking kidding me?

When are you people going to get it? The United States Government is disenfranchising everyone of us.

They're the ones who came up with immigration laws. They're the ones who decided how you get into this country legally and how you get into this country illegally. And when people started coming into this country ILLEGALLY! The United States Government DID NOTHING to stop them!!

Now we're overrun by freaking illegal immigrants. And when we stand up. When we the people stand up and defend ourselves. When we defend OUR property. We wind up paying 73 thousand dollars. Are you freaking kidding me?!!

When are you people going to get it? No Republican or no Democrat is ever going to bring any change to this country!

The Democrats aren't going to do it, because these are the kind of people they cater to. They're giving this country away to anyone who'll put their hand out and agrees to vote for them.

And the Republicans... they're too big a pussies to stop them! Because they're afraid they're going to be called racists if they do!!

Would you people wake up! Would you get it! The only way we're going to get change in this country is through a freaking Revolution!!!

When are you gonna get it?

73 thousand dollars, for stopping an illegal immigrant from trespassing on YOUR freaking property!!

You gotta be kidding me? You gotta be freaking kidding me?!!

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Rewarding Morons...

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The housing bill. The government has come up with a great idea to solve the mortgage crisis.

Wanna know what it is?

They are going to take money from YOU, the responsible citizen and give it to irresponsible companies like Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. In order to make them more successful. In order to make them more money.

They are going to take money from YOU the responsible citizen and give it to irresponsible citizens and some non-citizens. Who took out mortgages to buy house they KNEW they couldn't afford.

Are you freaking kidding me?! What kind of logic is this? How do you explain this to a kid these days, if you're his father? or if you're his freaking teacher? Ah. Miss Crabtree, how do I become a responsible citizen these days? Well Johnny, you go to work. You make money. You pay your bills. and you live within your means.

Meanwhile Johnny goes home and sees his neighbor sitting on his lawn at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, drinking beer out of a freaking wine bottle. He's got a brand new car in the driveway and a beautiful wife upstairs.

Now, Johnny knows that his father is working 2 jobs and not only to pay for his mortgage. But for his freaking neighbors mortgage too! And you expect Johnny to be a responsible citizen? Are you freaking kidding me?!!

They shouldn't call this a housing bill. They should call it a degenerate bill. They should call it a freaking scumbag bill. Because that's what they're teaching kids to do with this bill. To not be responsible. To not pay you're bills. To not worry about anything. And when the freaking world comes crashing in on you. Don't worry! The government will be there to pick up the pieces.

How will they pick up the pieces? By using the money of the person who was responsible. The guy who did the right thing. The guy who followed all the freaking rules!

What a freaking country!!

This is the way things have been going for the last 100 freaking years!

I just have one question... When is it gonna freaking change?! When is it gonna change?!!!

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"Mother" of the Octuplets...

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The mother of the octuplets! The mother of the octuplets! and I use the word "mother" loosely. This isn't a mother! This is an incubator of the octuplets. No mother in her right mind would bring kids into a situation like she had.

She had 6 kids, she couldn't afford. She was collecting 900 dollars in food stamps. Another 2000 dollars in disability checks for her freaking kids. And she brings 8 more into the freaking world. With in-vitro fertilization.

This isn't a woman who went out one night. Got all liquored up and came home with 8 babies in her belly. This is a woman who paid 100 thousand dollars for in-vitro fertilization.

Where'd she get the money? She said she saved it. Are you freaking kidding me?! She was an orderly in a mental institution. She didn't save up a 100 thousand dollars. I'll tell you where she got it. She took it from her kids food stamps. She took it from her kids disability checks. She took it from YOU!!

And the liberal mainstream media comes out and says, we can't be hard on her. She's a mother. We have to take care of her.

Oh YOU'RE gonna take care of her alright! To at least the tune of a million dollars. Do you know how much it cost to have a cesarian in this country? To keep freaking 8 premature babies in the hospital for weeks? Well over a million dollars. and you're gonna pay that!

But, don't worry. We'll just put it in the "stimulus" plan. No problem.

I would love to see who the "mother" of the octuplets voted for. I guarantee you three, four months ago she was running around with an Obama shirt on. This is the change she was waiting for.

I'm surprised we don't buy her a house with the stimulus money. Get her freaking daycare with the stimulus money. It will create jobs. Somebody has to build the house. Somebody has to take care of her freaking kids.

Are you kidding me?!

And then she's gonna go to school. She says she is going to pay for her kids by going to school. With student loans mind you. Are you freaking kidding me?! She's going to be a clinical psychologist. How are you gonna pay for 14 kids on a clinical psychologists salary? Who's she gonna be a clinical psychologist for? Charles freaking Manson?

You gotta be kidding me!

These are the people we're taking care of! These are the people your tax dollars got to!

I don't care how many stimulus checks or tax rebates you get back from the freaking government. For every 100 dollars you get back from the government. 200 is going to an animal like freaking this!

14 freaking kids and she has no job?! She shouldn't be working in a mental institution. She should be a freaking patient!!

Are you kidding me?! Are you freaking me?!!

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FUCK YOU, Alex Rodriquez...

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A-Rod. Alex Rodriquez third baseman for the New York Yankees. Do you realize that in 2003 this guy tested positive for steroids? 103 other players tested positive for steroids in 2003. That's 5 percent of Major League Baseball was doing steroids in 2003.

Did you ever hear about it? Were any of these guys ever prosecuted? Why not? Do you know it's a crime to do steroids in this country? Not just in Major League Baseball. But, in this country.

You have guys sitting in jail today who smoked crack, sniffed cocain, smoked weed and did steroids. Where's Alex Rodriquez?

He's sitting on a beach in Aruba sucking on the sagging tits of some geriatric pop star. And you think that's fair? You think if some guy was doing coke in the bathroom of Yankee Stadium, Major League Baseball and the Yankees wouldn't have prosecuted him to the full extent of the law? You think if some guy stole a freaking bobblehead from one of their stupid concession stands, he wouldn't be prosecuted? Of course he would! Cause it's a crime!

But, I guess you don't get prosecuted when you make 300 million dollars a year and can hit a freaking baseball.

Aren't you people sick of these freaking celebrities getting treated better than you? Aren't you sick of it? Why don't you do something? Why don't you stop buying Alex Rodriquez jerseys? Why don't you stop buying Yankee hats? Why don't you stop going to baseball games? You love baseball so much/ Go to a freaking college game! You don't have to watch these pieces of trash!!

You think major League Baseball really cares that Alex Rodriquz is doing steroids.? They don't care if he's doing steroids or shooting heroin in the freaking dugout. As long as you go to the stadium and spend 8 dollars on peanuts, 12 dollars on freaking beer and 100 dollars on an Alex Rodriquez shirt!

When are you people gonna freaking get it?!

And then Alex Rodriquez. He gets asked the other day, did you do steroids? He could stand up! He could stand up and act like a man and either admit his guilt or innocence. What does he do? He says, talk to the union. I have nothing to say.

Oh you got nothing to say? You know what Alex, Fuck You! Fuck You you arrogant piece of shit! FUCK YOU!!!

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Nancy Pelosi is an Idiot and Barack Obama has No Balls...

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The stimulus package! The stimulus package!! I'm sick of turning on the t.v. everyday and listening to people talk about the stimulus package.

50, 60, 70 people analyzing this thing.

Let me break it down to you in simplest terms. NOBODY is against the stimulus package! No Republican. No Democrat. No freaking person in this country is against the stimulus package.

We may not agree with it. We may not think it's a great idea to give tax rebates to people who don't pay taxes. We may not think it is a great idea to spend taxpayers money on infrastructure projects that won't even start for one or two years in the future. But, that doesn't mean we don't agree with the right that Barack Obama has to at least try, if he thinks that is going to work.

What people object to is the PORK! The pork that has been pushed into this freaking project. The freaking swimming pools and freaking golf courses. The freaking money for doorbells in Mississippi and new schools in Milwaukee, where they have too many schools already. The 192 billion dollars being spent on Filipino World War II Veterans. That's what everybody has a problem with!

If the pork was taken out of this bill. It would have passed yesterday. It would have passed two weeks ago. Why is the pork in this bill? I'll tell you why, change! Change! Change has a new definition in this country. What does it stand for now? It means the President, Barack Obama is no longer in charge. The new leader of the country is, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. She's in charge. And her and her democratic cronies have stuffed this stimulus bill so full of pork it's busting at the seams!

This woman came on t.v. the other day and said that every month that goes by and we don't pass this stimulus bill. 500 million Americans will lose their jobs. 500 million Americans?! Hello!! We don't have 500 million people working in this country! At best we have 140, 150 million people working in this country.

The woman is an idiot and she's in charge!

You want this bill to freaking pass? Then Barack Obama has to get some balls! He has to be a man! He has to step up and tell Nancy Pelosi and her democratic cronies, who stuck all this freaking pork into his stimulus bill. To get every ounce of pork out of it! Put the bill back on the table. Let everybody sign it. And LET'S MOVE ON!!!

That's freaking change Barack! That's freaking change! Wake up! Stand up! and get some freaking balls!!!

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Super Bowl Commercials...

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The Super Bowl! The Super Bowl! and I'm not talking about the game. I could give a damn about the game. It's disgusting the way we treat athletes in this country. You got a guy who can run fast and catch a ball and he's a freaking hero? let me tell you something, there was a guy performing open heart surgery somewhere in this country during the Super Bowl. You think he got applause? You think he got accolades? You think he got a trophy when he was done? No! So I don't give a damn about the freaking game!

What I care about is advertising. Do you realize advertising spent a record 206 million dollars on this Super Bowl? How?! How?!! I thought the economy was so bad? thats what the media tells us. Thats what the government tells us. It's amazing how they pick and choose, when the economy's bad and when the economy's good.

During the freaking election the economy was a disaster. We didn't know what to do. But, then Barack Obama got elected and the economy was fine. We had money for a party. People were running down to Washington buying hats, buttons, t-shirts there was no problem. The day after the inaugaration there was a freaking problem again. The economy was a disaster. People were losing their jobs. Everybody needed a freaking bailout. Then the Super Bowl comes and theres no problem anymore. People are buying flat screen t.v.s, everybody's having parties, we're spending 206 million dollars on advertising.

Does advertising realy matter? I mean these weren't upstart companies. These were Pepsi and Budweiser and Doritos. Are you telling me somebody is going to buy an extra bag of Doritos because they saw someone throw a snow globe through a Doritos vending machine? You gotta be freaking kidding me.

First of all, if the economy is so bad, you shouldn't be buying Doritos at all! You should be buying bread, milk, eggs, the bare essentials! I wish the freaking government would decide if the economy is bad or good. If it's bad, then tell people it's bad! and let them know not to waste their money on Doritos and Pepsi and Budweiser. To save their money for rent and bills. Cause things are gonna get worse. People are gonna lose their jobs. it's going to be a disaster.

If the economy isn't that bad. Then they should SHUT UP! and stop scarring people into saving every freaking penny. I'm sick of it! I'm sick of this freaking dual message. This point-counterpoint on the freaking economy.

If it's bad. Then let us know it's bad. If it's not, then SHUT UP!!

and God Forbid. God Forbid, if Pepsi or Doritos or Budweiser ask for a freaking bailout in the next 5 years.

GOD FORBID! GOD FOR FREAKING BID!!!

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Senator Caroline Kennedy???

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When did this country become a Monarchy? When did we decide that because your father was President, you get to become senator of New York State without having any qualifications or experience?

The whole system has become a joke and "we" are the punchline. These politicians are in the business of screwing us and for some reason we seem content to let them do it.

You want a true democracy? Lets get rid of Congressmen and Senators all together. We don't need them. We may have needed them back in 1776, 1876 or even 1976. We may have needed them to go to Washington and be our voice, because logistically, we couldn't all jump on a bus and go to Washington ourselves. But, times have changed. This is the 21st century. We are in the age of the computer. The internet. The information highway. Are you telling me they can't come up with a system where we can vote on the computer, via our social security numbers? Of course they can! They don't because that would render them obsolete. That would dry up the cash cow of corruption they have worked so hard to put in place.

The reason we don't have a democracy in this country. The reason the people don't have a true say in what happens. Is because if we did these politicians would not be able to profit off of us, to the tune of billions of dollars, like they do now.

Public office should be a sacrifice. Not a honor. People should go into it with the intention of making this country a better place. With the intention of making peoples lives better. They shouldn't be in it to make a profit. To gain power. Thats not what our forefathers had in mind. Congressman and Senators should make modest salaries and be loyal to the people. Not astronomical salaries (donations, kick-backs, etc.) and be loyal to lobbyists and big business.

If you were to dig up the bodies of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, Benjamin Franklin... I bet their corpses would smell like puke from getting sick over what has happened to this country over the last 100 years.

It's a sad day in American politics when bloodlines win out over actual qualifications. But, then again, lately it seems every day is a sad day in American politics.

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DTV vouchers (Government Propaganda)...

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DTV, digital television. Have you heard? the whole country is switching from an analogue system of television to a digital system of television. Of course you've heard! every time you turn on the T.V. they have commercials about it. You gotta hear, that if you have cable. If you have satellite, you'll be fine. But, if you have a t.v. with "rabbit ears" you're gonna have to get a convertor box. But, don't worry. You're not going to have to pay for the whole convertor box. The government is giving out $40 vouchers. they have set aside $890 million for these vouchers. They're going to set aside another 650 million dollars for these freaking vouchers.

Why?! Why is the government so concerned about you watching t.v.? They're not concerned about anything else. The government has meetings all the time. On emmient domain, if they're going to take somebodys house away to put up a shopping mall. they have a meeting about it. Where you can go down and express your opinion. If they're going to raise taxes. They have a meeting about it, where you can go and express your opinion. They want to put in a new traffic light or stop sign. They have meetings where you can go and express your opinion.

Why do you never hear about them? Because they are listed in the back of the freaking paper in fine print. Or they're listed in some local newspaper that nobody reads. So why this? Why are they so worried about t.v.? Are they worried you're going to miss an episode of Judge Judy? Or Tyler Perry's House of Payne? Are they worried that you're going to miss a whether report that says it's 50% chance of rain? 50% chance of sunshine? No! What they don't want you to do is miss the news!!! They don't want you to turn off this propaganda machine that they use to control you. That they use to sway your freaking opinion.

Can you imagine you wake up on February 17th and theres no t.v.? You're gonna have 112 million people out in society having actual conversations with each other. Exchanging actual thoughts. You're gonna have 112 million people out in society THINKING! and that's the last thing the government wants. That's why they're willing to spend over one billion dollars of YOUR money on vouchers.

The best thing that could happen is that on February 17 you wake up turn on your t.v. and see NOTHING! The country would still be heading for certain disaster. But, the good thing is, you would know nothing about it.

When are you going to realize? The government is not in business to help you. The government is in business to help themselves. And if these DTV freaking coupons don't prove it, I don't know what will.

They don't want the television on to help YOU. They want the television on to help THEM!!!

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